“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
Steven Wright
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
Steven Wright
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
“What’s another word for thesaurus?”
“I bought some dehydrated water… got home from the store and didn’t know what to mix with it.”
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